New Year's Lesson from a Bar of Soap

So my wife got a bar of soap for Christmas (yeah...I don't know from whom), which she placed on the top of the bathroom toilet, still in it's box.

So, every morning, as I used the toilet, I read the quote written on the box, from President Abraham Lincoln,

"...and in the end, it's not the years in your life that Count. It's the Life in your years."

When did such profound messages start coming on fancy boxes of soap?

Especially those which help you put the New Year in such perspective.

Happy New Year.

...and don't make me post your name up when it shows up on the DUI Arrest list...