Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Can Theft Be Funny?

I guess me finding amusement in other's suffering makes be a bad person.

I find such a kick looking through Daily Pilot's DUI Listings and the OC Register's Police Blotter, or even the Health Department's Restaurant closures.

I've written in detail about what I've found on all three.

However, I am very much aware that the people and businesses named in those three places suffer.

That's what makes me a bad person.

With that said,

Check this headline out:

"Hired dancer allegedly steals wallet"

Some guy living on the 6300 block of Oceanfront hires an Escort/Exotic Dancer to do a little dance, she takes his wallet...allegedly...

Allegedly?

Either she did or she didn't.

But the most interesting part?

He calls the police to report it.

I suppose if I had a grand stolen (was the $1000 before or after the dance?) from my wallet, and knew who did it, I'd call the police too.

But...

I wonder if the Police Officers had a good laugh about it with their cop buddies later.

"Officer, she was Blond, 5'7" tall, but with 6" heels, wearing a pink thong and a pink bikini top."

"Oh yes...she was also covered in glitter..."

"And her name is Destiny, or Jasmine, or something like that."

Too funny.
READ MORE - Can Theft Be Funny?

Monday, January 28, 2008

The Essential Guide

The mice are wily. You can see why scientists use them all the time. I set a trap with Nutella and put it in the mouse drawer. Nothing, but less Nutella. I put a blue poison pellet on top and the pellet was gone. I wedged in a little piece of the pellet. That was gone too. Then I got some cheese and pushed it under this little vent on the plastic platform of the trap. This morning I checked and the trap was gone and there was blood about five inches away from where the trap had been. I figured we'd caught the mouse and L had thrown away the trap and mouse.

For some reason I opened the drawer further. There was a mouse in the back of the drawer, with his feet caught in the trap. He looked at me with his big black eyes. He hopped around. I knew I had to kill him. I called L and he said he'd heard him jumping around but figured he'd die soon. Thanks a lot. He advised me to put the mouse and trap in a plastic bag and bang it against the concrete. But that involves getting dressed. I knew I had to put the mouse out of its misery.

First I covered him with cardboard--an empty cracker box that I made flat. I was thinking I should get a hammer to smoosh him with but then decided a big book would be better.

This was probably the first time I've used the Chicago Manual of Style: The Essential Guide for Writers, Editors and Publishers, 14th edition. I recommend it highly. This is definitely an instance when the spiral-bound AP Stylebook, which I use more often, would not have been as useful.
READ MORE - The Essential Guide

Sunday, January 27, 2008

NO on Measure B Strategy Meeting!

A diverse group of Newport Beach residents met today at
the Balboa Corinthian Yacht Club. Stormy, cold weather
detoured the scheduled event from the Irvine Terrace Park.

The lively, upbeat of group of about 30 activists was
chaired by Newport Beach City Council member Keith Curry.
The very knowledgeable Curry was able to surmise the vast
variety of complexities and issues which have been faced
along the way...as well let everyone know that those
"Vote YES to Keep the Park" robo-calls, which are being
pushed around city residents phones lately; are a very
desperate attempt to mislead voters and fight the strong
poll numbers from the NO group.

The two hour plus meeting brought out the fact that should
City residents approve Measure B..........there will be no
alternative ever! This Measure B, amends the City Charter
and thusly requires that the City Hall....be placed above
the Library NO MATTER WHAT - with no final plan or cost of
what a City Hall would look like in that location. No
other alternatives - even if provided cost free to city
could be considered.

A $6.4 Million dollar earth removal project will be required
should Measure B pass as well as $58,000 dollars a parking
space for 300 cars will be required IF Measure B passes.
The Plan calls for taking up to six acres of the land
provided with Park allocations allowed only on the steep slopes!

All in all, some notable figures including Debbie Allen
and Jan Vandersloot were in evidence. There will be a
strong final push to defeat Measure B says the organizers.

Whatever happens, the face of Newport Beach will be greatly
affected - with passage or defeat of this issue. It is in
the very best interest of every resident to make their
voices heard on Tuesday, February 5th!
READ MORE - NO on Measure B Strategy Meeting!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

What Scar?...

...I asked my husband L today on the phone. He'd asked me if I remembered showing everyone my scar last night. I thought it might have been the scar from removing the port.

It wasn't that scar. Apparently, under the influence of demon rum (or rather, tequila) I flashed my mastectomy scar twice. Were people horrified? I asked. He said no.

There were six of us at the table at Fernando's and a couple carafes of margaritas. Today M reported that I kept asking him, Do you want to know a secret? but I told the same one or two over and over. I didn't ask what I told him.

I hadn't been this drunk for about 10 years. It made me realize why people drink, why frat boys have frat parties and people go to bars and sling back the beers. Because you get giddy and nothing matters and you're out of control.

And then you have patches of memory.

Did we have flan? I asked M. We had. I remembered two shared dishes of flan and I remember ordering shrimp veracruz and I remember the food coming but I don't remember eating it. M said that his girlfriend L told me that I didn't need reconstruction.

Alcohol unleashes inhibitions. Does this mean that I really want to show my scar? Perhaps. I was thinking of that Beauty Out of Damage photo and wondering if I should have a picture like that of myself on the cover of my book. How would that go over at WRU? I wonder. And the more appropriate photo would be of the back of my head, where you can read US OUT OF IRAQ.

But let's get back to the scar. I'm usually the only one in the locker room at the park district building when I change for step aerobics. I've wondered what the reaction would be if someone saw me. I'm sharing a room with Miz P at an upcoming conference. I've imagined myself asking her if she'd like to see the scar. I think the scar is interesting. I've wanted to see friends' scars but thought it impolite to ask. I saw a mastectomy scar for the first time at the former Women's Gym, about 20 years ago. One of the proprietors had cancer and it seemed to me then that she came back to exercise a week after surgery. It couldn't have been that short a time, but it seemed like it. I was impressed that she'd returned to quickly and that she was healthy enough to go on like before.

I read somewhere about a woman going topless at a swimming pool, so that you could see the scars from her double mastectomy. The other women complained. You must cover your breasts because they are sexual. Right? But if the breasts are erased, is the erasure too sexual, too?

There's an odd new Canadian project on line sponsored by Schick and Rethink, a breast cancer charity. It's got the horribly coy title of Booby Wall, and it's picture after picture of women's breasts, sent in by the women themselves (supposedly). I saw two photos of the one-breast-and-scar combo, and one photo of reconstructed breasts without nipples. The campaign is to get women, especially young women, to Touch, Look and Check (TLC) their breasts. "Booby" connotes sniggering and disrespect. At least it does to me. How many idiots did it take to come up with this concept?

I will not be uploading pictures of my breast-and-scar. To see my chest, you'll have to come to the locker room. Or wait till I'm once-in-a-blue-moon drunk.
READ MORE - What Scar?...

Early voting is the only way!

Going to the Registrar of Voters on Grand in Santa Ana
is kind of a thrill. The old days come back to mind and
we think of those late nights counting votes in our various
runs for office. But when you are not running for office
going to the Registrar of Voters is still fun!

Anna works alot....too many days at that. On reserve this
month and finding the time or the day off to vote which
matches with election day....sometimes is difficult. So,
last Thursday....we showed up at the Registrar's Office to
do some Early Voting! They have booths set up at John Wayne
Airport too.....but Anna likes to electronically vote with
me....sort of a tradition!

The people at the Registrar's Office are always very pleasant
even though the "interns" occasionally take a little longer to
log you in than the typical workers. All in all, we love every
one of them! This year, they even ask you if you want a written
ballot...which you can fill out and hand in or electronically
vote! You fill out the info card....and you still don't need to
show your ID...and they plug your info into the computer. Once
the get confirmation....you get an access code...piece of paper.
The Electronic Machines change the Software a little every time,
but evenually....that little wheel works all the numbers and the
selections you want.

So, we voted NO on 91, YES on 92, NO on 93 -
Yes on all of the Indian Gaming 94,95,96 and 97! Finally,
we got to vote NO on B! OK..so, you may not agree with all
our selections - but guess what..we voted early. If you
didn't like our choices you better find your significant
other and get down there and vote against us! Oh, by the
way - we voted for Rudy too!


A couple of cool things to remember if you are going to the
Registrar of Voters to vote early. They close at 5PM.......
the parking is free......and you have to drive slowly over
the many speed bumps in the parking lot!
READ MORE - Early voting is the only way!

Misleading Campaign Statements?


So the Daily Pilot and Publisher Tom Johnson have very thin skins, and are apparently very Politically naive.

Question:

WHEN ARE POLITICAL MAILERS NOT MISLEADING????

Please...you guys don't remember former Assembly Candidate Cristi Cristich sending one out saying that then-Congressman Chris Cox was supporting her, when he wasn't. Alicia Robinson even wrote about it in your paper.

Or how about, during the same campaign, mailers coming out saying that if Chuck DeVore was elected, he would bring a gambling and prostitution to the area.

And who can forget that Halloween themed one the Leslie Daigle campaign sent out in 2006 against then (but already dropped out) challenger Barbara Venezia.

So the people who don't want a White Elephant in their park misrepresented the Daily Pilot's views.

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

By the time these two articles came out in the Daily Pilot, I have not received the flyer at my home yet.

But when it came, because of those two articles, I made sure to study and examine it, more carefully then I usually would.

Congratulations to the Daily Pilot and Tom Johnson.

If it weren't for their articles "advertising" the flyer, I wouldn't have read it as closely (not that it would have changed my vote anyways...).

There is no such thing as bad press right?
READ MORE - Misleading Campaign Statements?

Welcome Home to the Registered Sex Offender!

By now, you probably know that Newport's favorite delinquent is being released from jail.

Click here, here, here, and here for the news coverage.

The best headline comes from, of course, the Daily Pilot:

"Sex offender heads home"

Wow. No mincing words there...

Where ever he goes, for the rest of his life, he'll have to register as a Sex Offender wherever he lives.

Good.

If he goes to his pop's home, Newport Beach will then have 7 officially registered sex offenders.

Watch out Huntington Beach and Costa Mesa, we are catching up...
READ MORE - Welcome Home to the Registered Sex Offender!

Revolving Port Stories...

So...for today...the Port Theater is being saved.

From the OC Register:

"Newport Beach's landmark Port Theater to be revived"

Great news.

At last, one Newport Beach landmark being preserved.

If interested click these (here, here and here) for some background.
READ MORE - Revolving Port Stories...

Friday, January 25, 2008

Interesting Newport Beach-Centric Events Coming Up...

For those who thought that the Orange County Sheriff's race doesn't touch Newport Beach (outside of Newport Harbor, of course)...

Sunday, 1/27/08
5:00 PM
Special Event

Guest Speaker: Bill Hunt

Where: Coco 's Restaurant, Corona del Mar

Corona del Mar Republican Assembly invites you to it's monthly dinner meeting on Sunday, Jan 27th at 5pm. Dinner is ordered off a shortened menu at 5:45pm and our program begins at 6:45pm. We are pleased to have Bill Hunt, who has served for 24 years in Law Enforcement, as our speaker. Bill is a Candidate for Orange County Sheriff. Topic: What's Going On in Orange County! The Place is Coco 's Restaurant in Corona del Mar. We meet in a private room at the back of the restaurant. The Cost for dinner is $20.00 Reservations Please: Sandy Nichols (949)644-7735 or Nancy Thomson (714)-637-3019. Make check payable to CDMRA, and mail to P.O. Box 438, Corona del Mar, CA 92625. You may also pay at the door.

More Nationally speaking however is this event:

Wednesday, 1/30/08
11:00 AM
Special Event

Where: Home Of Buck & Colleen Johns, Newport Beach

You are cordially invited to attend a private reception & luncheon with Governor Mike Huckabee on Wedsnesday, January 30th, 2008 at the Newport Beach home of Buck & Colleen Johns. For more information and reservations, please RSVP to Beth Holder at (949) 854-3497.

This is probably one of many more visits to Newport Beach by Presidential hopefuls coming up within the next WEEK.

And...how many times does one get to have Lunch with one too?
READ MORE - Interesting Newport Beach-Centric Events Coming Up...

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Artemis in the City

N.B.: This post is not about cancer, just death. And it's probably not that interesting, either.

For Chanukah, L's kids got us matching pajamas, coordinated robes, a six-month gift certificate for Netflix, and four bags of flavored popcorn. We had some of the popcorn and put the rest in a kitchen drawer.

I was in the kitchen the other night and I thought I heard a rustling. It came from the popcorn drawer. I opened the drawer and found loose popcorn, and holes in the popcorn bags, and, of course, mouse droppings.

For years we've had a cardboard box sitting on the kitchen floor. It was put there by an exterminator and inside was a mouse trap. I noticed a tail coming out of it.

I cleaned out the drawer and set a trap there. Next day there was a dead mouse in the trap and I gingerly put it in a bag and threw it away. I bought more traps from the Walgreens on Broadway.

No one showed up.

In the kitchen and office we have little black boxes that the exterminator also put there years ago. Yesterday we noticed that there was a bird seed scattered around it, and then today, I heard little crunching noises coming from it. Apparently this is poisoned food that the mice are attracted to. The plan is for them to take the poison back with them to the nest. In my office this afternoon I heard some crunching and it seemed to be coming from the little black box. Then I spotted a little gray mouse running along the wall.

Not much later I was in the kitchen I was talking on the phone and saw a little gray mouse feeding from the black box there. He scampered on top of the mousetrap, ran into the cardboard box, and ran out the other side. Fuck you, I hissed into the phone at my bewildered friend P. I explained that I was cursing at the mouse who had stepped right on the yellow plastic fake-cheese platform on the mousetrap. If someone steps on the platform, it's supposed to set off the trap. But apparently our mice are too light to set off the guillotine. This mouse was about half the size of the gerbils I had when I was a kid.

Tonight I bought some Victor traps from the Ace up the street. These are smaller and I hope more sensitive traps than the ones from Walgreens. I set them with jelly (we were out of peanut butter) and I put them inside the cardboard boxes and around the little black boxes.

So I wait and obsess. I kept running back and forth from room to room and checking the traps, over and over so that I had to leave the apartment in order to get work done. It's such a shame: I think the mice are so cute, I've always been enchanted by stories of prisoners and servant girls who tame the mice who come into their quarters. I'm thinking of A Little Princess, how Sara tamed the rat Melchisedec. And my parents bought me rodents as pets. Plus I haven't eaten mammals for almost 30 years: no mammal has been killed in my name. But these mice don't belong in my living quarters. They're unhygenic. Of course. So we have to go after them. This is what makes me feel guilty: I like hunting them down. It's so satisfying to catch one. I'm a hunter. I grew up stalking little lizards in Houston. I didn't kill them. I usually let them go. But the capture is thrilling. How happy cats must be.

But beyond all that--they are fascinating. This is like going on safari. They are funny furry little animals suddenly in my purview. They are outwitting me. It's in their best interest to do so. Otherwise, down comes the wire necklace with a snap.

Victor makes Live Catch Mouse Traps. I could catch and release. Where? Outside, in the cold, so the rodents could scurry back to the warmth inside?

The cold spell is supposed to break soon. Maybe the mice will leave on their own, about the same time the ground hog comes out to predict the rest of the season for us humans.
READ MORE - Artemis in the City

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

One Mastectomy, To Go

You've no doubt heard of "drive-by surgeries"--the derisive term coined by health reformers for inadequate hospital stays mandated or permitted by health insurance companies. I thought of fast mastectomies as I read a profile of photographer Lee Miller (1907-1977) in the January 21 New Yorker. In Paris, she took jobs that her mentor and lover May Ray passed down to her. One of these assignments was to take pictures of operations at the Sorbonne medical school. The year was 1930. We're told: "Having watched a mastectomy, she asked the surgeon if she could keep the amputated breast. She arrived for a fashion shoot at the studio of French Vogue in a buoywant mood, carrying this grisly trophy on a dinner plate, then photographed it at a place setting, next to a knife and fork." Serve that at your dinner party, Judy Chicago!

The two small contact prints of a breast on a white plate were shown for the first time in a recent retrospective at the Victoria & Albert Museum. The show ended earlier this month. Miller's son told the Times of London that she was in the operating room not on assignment, but because she was having affair with the surgeon. The doctor invited her to take pictures and gave her the breasts because she asked for them. (As a sign of his love? Did the patient on the operating table wonder where her breasts had gone, could she have imagined that what had been inside of her would suddenly be put on a plate like the head of John the Baptist? That woman is the unknown soldier.)

Opines the Times: "For years [Miller] had been celebrated for the beauty of her breasts. At one time, her breasts had even inspired the design of a champagne glass. Images of her face and body, particularly her breasts, had been snipped up by Man Ray as part of his reductive process of control. 'What did all that do to her, I wonder,' says [son Tony] Penrose. 'The knowledge that men loved her body. Here she was, saying, "OK, you revere breasts. OK, here’s one. Have it. Eat it." And the shoot took place in the Vogue studio, where the commodification of women occurred every day.'"

How easy it is to offer someone else's breasts.

These days, a photographer couldn't run off with someone's breasts hot off the body. Can you imagine? Stop, thief! Once I was in a restaurant and the waitress told us someone had come into the kitchen and made off with half our pizza. But breasts?

How wrong it feels to have parts of ourselves that never see the light--to have them taken from inside of us and looked at.

We have bones and muscles to hold our organs in place, so they don't go flopping around inside us, and we have skin so that everything won't fall out of us. There is something horrible about seeing what should be enclosed and encased and hidden by skin.

In Israel there are Orthodox volunteers who gather body parts after a bombing to make sure that the remains have a religious burial. The people who do this often have PTSD.

What did that woman look like, the one who lay on the table at the Sorbonne medical school while another woman made sport of her breasts? Did that woman live? We assume her breasts were cancerous and were removed in order to save her. How old was she? How much longer did she live?

It's not so hard these days to find images of women with mastectomy scars. One of the most famous is Matuschka's 1993 self portrait on the cover on the New York Times Magazine. We can imagine what the Frenchwoman looked like after her surgery, though radical mastectomies were more the norm back then than now.

In 63 years we went from one woman taking a picture of another woman's removed breasts, to a woman taking a picture of her own scarred self after her breast was cut away. Beauty Out of Damage, she called it.

I wonder what Miller did with the breasts after she was finished with them. Who threw them away? I would bet they did not make it into a cemetary.

A dozen years later, Miller was photographing the European theater of war for British Vogue. In Saint Malo she accidentally stepped on the severed hand of an American soldier. She went on to photograph Buchenwald and Dachau; and in an extreme show of bad taste, in Munich she posed for a photo in Hitler's bathtub. This photo became infamous.

After the war she stowed her cameras and turned to cooking and drinking. She died in 1977, of cancer. I don't know what kind.
READ MORE - One Mastectomy, To Go

The Sky CAN'T Really Be Blue...Can It?

If you believe there are hard feelings between State Senator Tom Harman and Republican Party of Orange County Chairman Scott Baugh (for Scott's supposed role in torpedoing Sen. Harman's Rehab Home Bill), take a gander at this...

Sunday, 1/27/08
2:00 PM
Special Event

With Guests Dick Ackerman & Jim Silva

Where: Home Of Republican Party Of OC Chairman Scott Baugh

Please join Senate Republican Leader Dick Ackerman and Assemblyman Jim Silva at a reception for Senator Tom Harman on January 27th from 2:00-3:30pm at the home of Republican Party of Orange County Chairman Scott Baugh. $100 per person/$150 per couple. For more information and to RSVP please call 714-321-2759.


If there were hard feelings, then how can there be fundraiser at Scott's house for Tom Harman?

Maybe the sky really is blue?
READ MORE - The Sky CAN'T Really Be Blue...Can It?

Are They Suing Themselves?

Here's my ignorance in full effect...

As mentioned yesterday (although I thought the lawsuit was going to be for $400 million), the Concerned Citizens of Newport Beach, Inc. (a Non-Profit Corporation mind you) filed (click here and here for articles) a $250 million lawsuit against the City of Newport Beach.

I completely understand why the angry residents and the Concerned Citizens of Newport Beach Inc. are doing this.

They are fed up, angry and frustrated by the City Council's actions (or inactions).

However...

Two Questions:

1. If Newport Beach residents are suing their own City, who collects their money from Newport Beach residents, Newport Beach businesses, and Newport Beach tourists, aren't they technically suing themselves.

I mean if the City has to pay anything out, or as Denys Oberman says:

“We expect the court to find the damage higher” than the $250 million bucks,

Doesn't that money come from the City's coffers?

Coffers that will be used to fix our streets, pay our Policemen and Firemen (and their Pension liabilities), and build White Elephants (or clean our Parks, depending on which side of Measure B you are on...)

If our Insurance Company pays the settlement, then won't the City probably lose their Insurance Company and force the City to self-insure (that is a party waiting to happen)

or

Wouldn't the City's premiums go up exponentially if they don't drop the City.

and

2. Who gets the money if the City does pay anything out (outside of the massive legal bills paid to Michael Tidus Esq.)

You can make a good argument that if that $250 million dollar figure comes from the perceived property value loss because of the Institutionalization of Newport Beach residential neighborhoods, not all Newport Beach residential neighborhoods are affected as much as others, so what would be the formula for the payout?

Would home-owners living in the affected areas in West Newport and the Balboa Peninsula get 5 times more than those living in, let's say, Newport Coast or West Santa Ana Heights?

If they got anything at all?

I can understand where the money goes once Sober Living by the Sea sues the City.

I don't know...complicated legal matters.
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Scanning

People say, are you in remission? Are you OK now? They check you, right? They scan you x-ray look for cancer in your blood... right?

People are anxious. They don't want to hear that my cancer could come back. They want to know that someone is watching it, that as soon as an errant cancer cell jumps into existence, some medical exterminator will be there to wipe it out.

I'm anxious. I want that, too.

There's a blood test you can take that indicates ovarian cancer, but there's not one for breast cancer. You can take scans but the oncologist say, listen to your body, see how you feel, if you have deep bone pain, call us.

I have sore vertebrae from falling on my back in aerobics (as reported below), and that soreness is thankfully, going away.

So we sit tight. Exercise, eat well and hope for the best. And take Tamoxifen, which gobbles up the estrogen that the tumor fed on.
READ MORE - Scanning

Implants--More Dangers

I seem to be on a soap box here. But I must say that I know people with implants from reconstruction and they haven't had infection.

January 22, 2008
Study Says Implants Double Risk of Infection in Breast Reconstruction
By NATASHA SINGER
Breast cancer patients who had reconstructive surgery using implants immediately after mastectomies were twice as likely to acquire infections as women who immediately had breast reconstruction using their own tissue, according to a study published yesterday.
The article in Archives of Surgery, which examined the medical records of breast surgery patients at Barnes-Jewish Hospital in St. Louis from mid-1999 to mid-2002, found that 50 of 949 patients acquired an infection at the surgical site within a year after surgery.
Roughly 12 percent of the infections occurred in mastectomy patients who immediately had implant surgery, compared with roughly 6 percent of infections in those who immediately had breast reconstruction using their own abdominal tissue, the study said. In noncancer patients, about 1 percent of infections occurred after breast reductions and no infections occurred after breast augmentation using implants, the study said.
“The bottom line is that implants are associated with an increased risk of infection in breast cancer patients,” said Margaret A. Olsen, the lead author of the study and a research assistant professor of medicine at Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis. “The question is what factors contribute to this increased risk and what can be done to prevent it?”
The study noted whether patients had other medical conditions like diabetes, but it did not report how many underwent radiation or other treatments that might have played a role in the infections.
The study did analyze the cost to the medical center of each infection — about $4,100 per patient — a hospital-acquired complication not covered by managed care, she said.
But both kinds of reconstructive surgery entail risk.
Dr. Stephen R. Colen, the chairman of plastic and reconstructive surgery at Hackensack University Medical Center in New Jersey, said operations using abdominal tissue took several hours longer than implant surgery, increasing the risk of blood clots and lung embolisms. In 2 percent of patients, the transplanted tissue dies, requiring further surgery, Dr. Colen said.
But implant reconstruction inserts a foreign object into the body, providing a surface on which bacteria may grow. And implantation involves a series of procedures — including one surgery to insert a skin-stretching device in the chest, followed by saline injections to expand the breast, another surgery to put in a permanent implant and a final surgery to attach a nipple — creating more occasions for infection to occur, Dr. Colen said.
Dr. Keith E. Brandt, a professor of plastic and reconstructive surgery at Washington University and an author of the study, said all patients received prophylactic antibiotics at the time of surgery. But postsurgical treatments for breast cancer, like radiation, may weaken the body’s ability to fight infection.
READ MORE - Implants--More Dangers

Newport Beach...We Are a Spectator Sport Now

If that Newport Harbor/MTV show wasn't enough to make people laugh at Newport Beach, the LA Times decided it wanted to focus some more on us...

"It's surf, sun, sand and -- sobriety?"

Here are some classic quotes from the article:

"We can't hide them behind the oleanders of Betty Ford [Center] any longer," he (Bill Swiney, Sober Living by the Sea's executive director) said. "We're trying to give them a support system so they can live in any environment. We want them to be able to walk right by the bars."

Yeah, nothing better than to tempt RECOVERING ALCOHOLICS than having BARS WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE!!!!

I guess they won't be able to get anymore DUIs if they walk to the bars once (I'm sorry...if) they fall off the wagon...

and

Michael Cunningham, chief deputy director of the Department of Alcohol and Drug Programs, said California does not want a limit on recovery facilities. "We actually need more treatment facilities in the state, not less," he said.

So, we know where the State stands. GIVE US MORE, MORE, MORE!!!

And last, my favorite quote

The anticipated legal fight has turned cities throughout the state into avid spectators, said Laguna Beach City Manager Ken Frank.

"We definitely have group homes in residential neighborhoods; we definitely get complaints about it, and we definitely can't do anything about it," he said. "As you might suspect, we'll be watching this."

Coastal cities up and down the coast will undoubtedly be watching...watching how the glut of lawsuits to follow will tear up a nice and quiet Coastal Community.

Add that to the Millions of dollars which will be spent (borrowed) to build the New White Elephant (new fancy City Hall, for those who don't know...), the millions of dollars which will be spent to save the Newport Bay from a non-dredging future, and the millions of dollars which will be spent to try to extend and defend the John Wayne Settlement Agreement.

Good thing Property Values keep going up so the City will have an increasing base of Property Tax revenues...

Our future is bright.
READ MORE - Newport Beach...We Are a Spectator Sport Now

Here Comes the Lawsuits...

Sing the post title to the tune of George Harrison's famous song.

Anyways, tonight the Newport Beach City Council approves the Rehab Home Ordinance, and guess what...the floodgates of lawsuits will open.

A $400 million dollar lawsuit will probably be filed on behalf of the Anti-Rehab Home Activists because the Ordinance is not strict enough.

Another big dollar lawsuit will probably be filed by the Rehab Home owners because the Ordinance is too strict.

Add that to the City Hall/Measure B/Defend the Bay lawsuits (fiasco) and the City of Newport Beach all of sudden needs MORE attorneys to defend itself (I never thought I'd ever see those words coming from my keyboard...)
READ MORE - Here Comes the Lawsuits...

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Replacing, Refilling, Ending, Not Ending

I had intended to end this blog on Jan. 16, the anniversary of my semi-diagnosis, but I find I have more to say. For instance, about implants. The New York Times reported on Thursday about problems with breast implants. First of all, they don't last. Second of all, they can leak and spill and scar. All good reasons not to have an implant, L said, reading over my shoulder. But you notice women's breasts, I said. I didn't marry you for your breasts, he said. I sound like I'm arguing in favor of implants. I kept thinking I would have an implant after I get down to my ideal weight, because if you get an implant and lose weight, the breast stays the same size. But the more and more I live with one breast, the more natural it seems. And the more I hear about how you always feel the implant floating inside you, the less inclined I am to get the surgery.

There's no news peg to the Times piece, except an anti-implant documentary that came out in 2007. It had a NYC press screening in November, and will be shown in Boston at the end of this month. How very odd that it was already shown in Dallas and Buffalo and has a screening in Albuquerque, but there are no plans for it to be shown here. Something to look into. You can read an op-ed that came out before the film here.

I have to admit that I've been feeling lazy for not getting an implant. Or reconstruction, as it's called. Maybe feeling lazy and slatternly for going around braless and one-breastless. O gosh, lost a breast and didn't even sew one back on. As if it were a button fallen off a coat.
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Economics for Dummies (I mean, Politicians)

It is indisputable to those with functioning sensory skills that the economy is in the midst of substantial turmoil. Brought on by the bursting of a housing and mortgage bubble, the excess of which defies the imagination even of the dotcom atrocity, large sectors of the economy sit at a crossroads, and the financial system at-large is struggling to nurse its way through a deserved hangover. When and how credit conditions will return to a place of health is unknown. The Fed is pumping the system with easy money, hoping to "reflate" the economy, but job growth is slowing, corporate earnings are decelerating, and consumer spending appears to be preparing to [finally] reverse. The dollar is at record lows, and Gold is at record highs. And yet, in the midst of textbook conditions for pro-growth policies, we seem to have stooped to new lows of economic illiteracy in the political class.

I have learned a lot from Larry Kudlow over the years, and even more so from his heroes, Arthur Laffer, and Milton Friedman. The Keynesian notion that unemployment and inflation always move in reverse correlation was fully rebuffed in the 1970's. The idea that politicians could expand the money supply to help the economy (unemployment), and raise taxes to fight inflation, was dismantled by Milton Friedman for the folly that it was - Keynesian nonsense wholly ignorant of the reality of what inflation was: too much money chasing too few goods. Higher tax rates stifle production, not to mention investment. When the printing presses are left on, accompanied by an easier and easier cost of borrowing (Fed rate cuts designed to motivate Americans to do what they do best - borrow, and spend), the result is this: Demand increases (more "money" available in the system), while Supply decreases (goods and services held down). Inflation goes up, and unemployment goes up with it. The result is called "stagflation", and it was the gift of Keynesianism to Jimmy Carter's Presidential term. It also nearly ruined the American economy.

But of course, the American economy is difficult to hold down. We produce and consume like no society ever has in Western history. And in a day and age of globalization, it is hard to stay pessimistic forever. However, to hear members of the political class decry the concepts of free trade and globalization that increase both the supply, and demand, of goods and services, one has to wonder where their economic education took place. Sadly, this criticism belongs at the feet of both sides of the aisle, with Democrats like Nancy Pelosi and John Edwards and Charles Schumer, along with Republicans like Lindsay Graham and Mike Huckabee all joining in on the protectionist chorus. But even worse, in the midst of a period where pro-growth stimulus to producers and investors has never been more important, those leading the polls in the next Presidential election continue to promise increases in taxes to those making Main Street tick. Both Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama, neck and neck for the Democratic nomination, not only are open and non-subtle in their rhetoric of class warfare and "soaking the rich", they specifically promise to increase the capital gain and dividend tax cuts that have been so pivotal to the economic recovery of the last five years. Corporate tax rates must be cut. Marginal income rates must be maintained (or even better, simplified, consolidated, and reduced). But to increase the money supply without also cutting rates on producers is unconscionable for those concerned with the morality of economics. And for those concerned with economic literacy, it is unforgivable.
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We Also Vote on What?

On February 5, we get to vote on our Presidential nominee, we get to vote on where to put the White Elephant, AND we get to vote on a few propositions.

I usually trust the California Republican Assembly's take on the issues, but I also tend to cross-check them with the Lincoln Club of Orange County's, since I trust the brains in that group too.

After doing all that, I go to Assemblyman Chuck DeVore, and then "Blindly" follow his recommendations...

They agree on most everything except for the Indian Gaming Propositions (94, 95, 96, 97), interestingly enough.

We've probably all seen the commercials on TV. We know that Governor Arnold is for them, we know that Race Tracks are against them.

After reading their explanations, I tend to agree with the California Republican Assembly's, and Assemblyman DeVore's, take on the Indian Gaming, but I'm sure I'll hear more about it in the next two weeks.

Anyway here they are...

Proposition 91– Transportation Funding
CRA - Yes - This more firmly dedicates gasoline sales taxes to transportation projects.

Lincoln Club - Yes - The Lincoln Club voted to support Proposition 91 before it became clear that the measure was no longer needed. We have not amended our position because it makes no difference whether the proposition passes or fails based on the previous passage of Proposition 1A in 2006.

Assemblyman DeVore - No - The legislature passed a law that caused this measure’s sponsors to withdraw their support.

Proposition 92 – Community Colleges Funding, Governance, Fees - No
CRA - This is "ballot box budgeting" at its worst. It would irresponsibly reduce community college tuition, regardless of need, while permanently increasing taxpayer subsidies.

Lincoln Club - The measure, which is being supported by the California Federation of Teachers and the Community College League of California, but opposed by the California Teacher Association, would set aside more funding for community colleges, set a maximum per-unit cost of $15, and limits future unit cost increases by 10%. It also creates a new state-run bureaucracy to centralize community colleges, run by a highly paid Board of Directors. The estimated costs of the measure are: $135 million in the first year, $275 million in the second year, and $470 million in future years. This measure is opposed by the California Chamber of Commerce and all major tax groups like the Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association.

Assemblyman DeVore - This proposition is another in a series of attempts to put state spending on autopilot.

Proposition 93 – State Legislative Term Limits - No!
CRA- This is phony term limits reform designed to keep Democrat leaders in office longer. Whether you support term limits or hate them, this proposition is a fraud and it should be defeated.

Lincoln Club - While this initiative would limit the net-time legislators can serve from 14 to 12 years, this measure is only being proposed to extend the time that certain Democratic leaders can stay in their respective offices. This initiative is wholly supported and funded by Big Labor and Democratic interest groups. Many Republicans are opposed to it, and Republicans have nothing to gain by supporting it.

Assemblyman DeVore - The best term limit is the voters saying “no.” For this we need fair and competitive districts, not the incumbent-safe gerrymandered districts we now have. If this measure passes, most politicians will have only one competitive election in 12 years – their first primary.

Proposition 94,95,96,97 - Indian Gaming Compacts
CRA - Yes - The referendum would ratify the compact with the Pechanga Band of Luiseño Mission Indians, the Morongo Band of Mission Indians, the Sycuan Band of the Kumeyaay Nation, and the Agua Caliente Band of Cahuilla Indians. Indian gaming has been terrible for California, but defeating this compact will not solve that problem or improve things in any way. This compact is the best possible deal that taxpayers can get out of the current Legislature. Union thugs oppose this compact because it does not achieve their goal of forcing casino workers to pay union dues without their consent. The issue here is union politics, not Indian gaming.

Lincoln Club - No -

These four initiatives would ratify the compacts that the governor reached with the four largest tribes in the state. It would allow the tribes to significantly expand their gambling operations and add 17,000 slot machines. It would also require the tribes to pay an estimated $130 million into the general fund annually.

The Club agrees with opponents of the measures, including the Orange County Taxpayers Association, which have argued that monopolies and unfair taxation are bad for taxpayers and bad for business. These compacts make a bad deal worse. The compact allows the Indians themselves, as opposed to independent auditors, to perform the audits that determine the state's fair share of proceeds.

Assemblyman DeVore - Yes - These propositions ratify negotiated compacts allowing four California tribes to expand their casinos. I voted for them in the Assembly. While I’m not a big fan of gambling, the people opposing this are labor unions, competing gambling enterprises, and Las Vegas interests.

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Dredging up old news!

Can someone please explain it to us?
OK, our Congressman John Campbell is beating the bushes,
afraid of every ear mark in recorded history. It was so
bad he says ...that he had to add two ear marks last year
just to get part of the money allocated so we could
Dredge the back bay! After he got some
money allocated ...now the Congress won't give
him all the money
, because of budget shortfalls.
"What a tale of woe!" ....as mom used
to say! Ridiculous!

Then there's our old pal Homer Bludau, our great City Manager
...who believes we should be taking over the lower bay from the
Feds...so that we can what? Go to the County, Go to the State?
Go to Mother Teresa for funding? None of them are going to give
us anything ... are they?

So, let's find some simple answers, if we can. Do we have a
bay? Do we need to nearly annually dredge this outlet from San
Diego Creek in order to keep the silt and sand from building up
to the point that the waterway becomes unnavigable? Do we need
to hire a Dredge Company that can do the work and take that silt
and sand out to sea? Is this not an on-going City Expense?
Shouldn't we be allocating part of the City Budget or including
any Grant or Federal Money into the annual budget for this
expense?

Why is this process such a big surprise....and why do we have
to re-educate the politicians, the bureaucrats and the citizens
every time it rains and silt comes down San Diego Creek? Why
was it possible...that since 1918 when the breakwater was put
in place that created the Wedge....we have had silt build-up
around our various islands and sludge well into the Back Bay
near Jamboree and Mac Arthur Blvd. For those that forget...
before the build-out of Orange County...we had Orange trees
and Orange Groves. That helped reduce the silt and sand and
trash that came down San Diego Creek. We even had a Salt Mine
next to Jamboree Road and Bristol. Then came the giant build
out and explosion of new homes in Orange County...whoops....
here come the crud...here comes the crud! The Salt Mine left
town and it was Dredge time!

Our issue is simple....who is responsible? When are they going
to fix it? Why is this a recurring problem? This is not Space
Science...is it? Either the State is required by the Feds to
keep the waterway open....or it isn't. Either the City sets
aside monies each year for the Dredging process or it doesn't.
In any regard, we better catch on.....otherwise we will be here
Dredging up old news again....next year!

Ear Marks? No, a Dredge..with pumps please! Which should in
fact be taking that stuff out five miles not three...but that
is a different story! Now, can we get on with it?
READ MORE - Dredging up old news!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Anniversary & the Ritual Crushing of the Pills


On Jan. 16 a year ago, the radiologist at the Mammogram Factory was pretty grim as she looked at my ultrasound and told me I needed a core-needle biopsy. And so the fun began.
I decided that the best way to commemorate this event was to grind up the pills that I'd been issued for chemo side-effects. I mean, my understanding is that I can't have any more chemo, and if there were some kind of chemo for me in the future, I'm sure the drs would issue newerbetterstrongerlongerlasting pills to take.
The party couldn't start till 10 because I had class tonight. It's hard to get people to come to a party on a Wednesday night that begins at 10, especially when first advertised as providing no refreshments and lasting only 15 minutes. I loosened up but the damage was done. Only our loyal voisins de palier came (We know where they live) and we drank champagne, ate cheese and crackers and vegetable dumplings, and crushed the pills. L bought me flowers. That's L, above, crushing. My neighbor A wanted me to put the resulting powder in an urn. Or burn it. Or sell it on the street. I gathered the bits into a pill bottle and and put it in a gold mesh bag and I'm not sure what I'll do with it. I'll decide soon. I think it should stay enclosed so that it doesn't immediately contaminate the lake. My friend D sent me a study not long ago about fish containing Prozac because people excreted the drugs, which went into the water supply. Really, what's the harm? You end up with a little gentler fish and human population. And what's wrong with that??
My friend J is kind of nostalgic for the year she was diagnosed and treated, because she appreciated everything so much. I never had that quickening. At least not much. I don’t think my cancer was a blessing in disguise because it made me value life more, or friends or family more. Though friends and family came through in ways I hadn’t expected. Cancer didn’t cause me to bend more deeply to smell the flowers. It hasn’t made me deeper or wiser though I have become more aware of the manmade causes of the disease. The biggest change from the cancer is physical--my left breast is MIA.
All I can say for sure that I’ve learned is how to respond when someone has cancer. And I would prefer to have learned that second-hand.
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John Wayne Airport Passenger SEATS Math

County Supervisor Chairman John Moorlach is a CPA, so it's safe to say he knows math (at least Algebra), so I'm a bit surprised that the County Supervisors allowed an extra 2 million Passenger SEATS (pushing the totals up to 12.9 Million SEATS) alloted to the airlines.

Yes, I know, but there's a Settlement Agreement in place which only allows 10.3 passengers a year to fly out of John Wayne Airport...

But the way the County figures, while 12.9 million SEATS are allowed, since the airlines don't fly at 100% capacity, for whatever reasons, no more than 10.3 passengers will actually fly out of John Wayne Airport.

...and they claim that the Airport is allowed to withdraw some of those seat allowances if the Settlement Agreement number is threatened.

I guess in this case, and also in Imagination Land, it's easier to take away than to give?

If there is ever an issue, and this is a doozy, where Mayor Pro-Tem Leslie Daigle can step up, use all of her influence in the Orange County Republican Party (as the Deputy Chairwoman for the Republican Party of Orange County), use all of the same "Magic" she demonstrated to get all those awards and accolades over a FABRICATED ISSUE, and get all of her "Community" to start sending emails and phone calls to the County Supervisors, I'd say this would be a good one.

John Wayne Airport is the single largest issue in Newport Beach which negatively affects the entire City and can adversely influence its future more than any other issue the City has or will ever see.

Championing this issue successfully would catapult any City Councilmember into Deity Status (with State Senator Marian Bergeson coming to mind as an example of someone with Deity Status).

Why isn't there a line on the City Council right now to be the leader on this?

...and I wonder if City Manager Homer Bludau is still waiting until January 1, 2016 to start getting nervous?

I sure hope the City Council is nervous about it now.
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MTV Still Interested?

Earlier this week, I picked up a new fancy cell phone for my wife's birthday and as she was perusing through all the ringtones she could BUY, she came across ringtones from MTV's Newport Harbor show.

I wonder if MTV had this horrible incident in mind when they wanted to promote Newport Harbor High School.

Now America has a frame of reference when Newport Harbor High School makes the news...
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The Omniscient Cancer Bitch

I was editing on my computer at Cafe Avanti Saturday night. A young man came in with a slight accent and ordered and lo! when the order was ready, he decided to ask if the cafe took credit cards. No. So the barista said to go ahead and take the food and drink, and the guy said next time he was there he would repay the $5.

So Monday I was in the same place, with my same laptop, when the young man came back. He asked how much different drinks cost ($1.93? with tax?) and chose a cheap drink. He didn't seem about to offer to pay back the money, so I boldly asked, from my chair, so everyone could hear: Aren't you the guy who said he was going to pay back $5?

He was surprised. I explained that I saw all and knew all. He told the barista that "this lady" had reminded him and he explained how he owed the money (it was a different barista), and I think he assumed I worked there. I do feel like I work there because I've been going there for at least 12 years, probably longer. I organized two art shows by Avanti regulars, and I've gotten to know all but the most recently hired baristas. B & S's son worked there last summer. There was a time when I would go there and always see someone I knew. I know one person who stopped going there when he needed to do work because he'd spend all his time talking. Then a number of people fell away for a number of reasons. It would have made for a great sit-com but only one sit-com-like thing happened. It was this: Customer F was lactose intolerant and always ordered cappuccino with soy milk. She was amazed that barista E made such great foam. (You already see where this is going.) Then one day she discovered the secret to his great soy foam: He used regular dairy milk to make it. When this was discovered, the guy did not apologize to her. So he was fired.

This is why I don't write for TV.
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Worry & Not Worry

I fell on my back about a month ago in step aerobics. This may seem impossible, but I did. We were sitting on our risers or whatever you call those long flat boards, holding those colored stretchy bands. I think mine was green, with handles. It was around my feet, but then slipped up and off my feet and I fell back. I wasn't hurt much. This is only important because I still have some pain (mostly when I push at the sites) around one vertebra and on my coccycx. And the pain wouldn't be important except that when cancer metastasizes it goes to the bones and shows itself as pain. I'm worried/not worried about it. I had a check-up appointment today with the surgeon. Her physician's assistant pushed on the places, hard, and said that if it was cancer, most likely it would have hurt more than it did. They both said that if the pain doesn't go away in a month, to call and get an x-ray. Deep down, I think it's nothing. After all, my sentinel node was clear. But I'm still afraid. I won't obsess, but I'll wonder.

I suppose the surgeon must like routine check-up appointments--they're a break from talking to scared women about how you're going to cut their skin and take some insides out. On the other hand, she may like talking to the frightened women and calming them down by giving them concrete information.

The surgeon has moved since I was last there, in the summer. Now she's in a nearby Fancy Hospital building. There used to be one large Breast Corral, with women of all ages waiting for mammograms and ultrasounds and surgeons. On the free phone you could hear people making traumatized personal calls. Now the "imaging" is separate from the surgery. I just followed the sign to a silent and empty waiting room. I saw the nurse there and she recognized me, and said I wouldn't have to wait long. She was right.

People ask me if there are scans to see if the cancer has come back, and there are, but the booklet the oncologist gave me (and which I can't find at the moment) says that there's no reason to do scans all the time, that mostly women report pain or other symptoms that turn out to be cancer. If I had the pain and I hadn't fallen in aerobics, I would be really worried. It does seem rather fast for metastasis. Chemo ended only five months ago, and the chances of cancer coming back without chemo was only 30 percent. I know someone who has "mets" and she did not have chemo. So based on one person I draw my conclusion.
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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Not Even Safe from the Health Department!

Like I mentioned before, I regularly check the County of Orange's Restaurant closures. Working for a restaurant in the past, I know how blatant violations need to be in order to get your restaurant shut down for the day.

Today, I noticed a couple of interest:

First - with all the talk of Integral Facilities in the Rehab/Sober Living Home battle, one such meeting place for many of these Homes, as well as for many just in AA, had a few extra attendees:

NEWPORT BEACH ALANO CLUB


414 32ND ST

NEWPORT BEACH, CA 92663

Yahoo! Maps

Major Violations pose the highest risk of causing food poisoning (or foodborne illness. Major violations are sometimes resolved during the inspection or a reinspection may be scheduled to verify compliance.
Minor Violations pose less risk of causing food poisoning (or foodborne illness), and do not warrant immediate verification of compliance.

Service Date

PERMIT REINSTATEMENT AND/OR REOPENING

1/10/2008

HEALTH PERMIT SUSPENSION AND/OR CLOSURE

1/9/2008

REASON FOR PERMIT SUSPENSION/CLOSURE
COCKROACH INFESTATION

ROUTINE INSPECTION

1/9/2008

Rodent Activity in a Critical Area

Unsanitary Equipment/Utensil/Linen/Storage

Restroom in Disrepair/Unclean/Improp. Use/Supplies

Change Room Improper Use/Lack of

Lack of/ImproperJanitorial Facilities or Liq Waste

Lack of/Unsanitary/Condition Walls/Floors/Ceilings


It looks like even the Health Department has issues with them.

The Second one of interest is more Costa Mesa-centric as it belongs to the former Mayor (a supposed future City Council Candidate) of Costa Mesa, Gary Monahan:

SKOSH MONAHANS

2000 NEWPORT BLVD

COSTA MESA, CA 92627

Yahoo! Maps




Major Violations pose the highest risk of causing food poisoning (or foodborne illness. Major violations are sometimes resolved during the inspection or a reinspection may be scheduled to verify compliance.

Minor Violations pose less risk of causing food poisoning (or foodborne illness), and do not warrant immediate verification of compliance.

Service Date

HEALTH PERMIT SUSPENSION AND/OR CLOSURE

1/10/2008

REASON FOR PERMIT SUSPENSION/CLOSURE
RODENT INFESTATION

READ MORE - Not Even Safe from the Health Department!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Titleist

Suddenly it seems I might be on the verge of a book contract. My title is "The Farewell-to-My-Left-Breast Party." I like it and don't like it. I think it's hard to say. Please send me suggestions. "Cancer Bitch Tells All" no
"Cancer Bitch: My Life and Times"--no
Harvey Pekar's already got "Our Cancer Year."
"Cancer and the Jewish Problem"? (That's a variation of the punchline of a joke.)
"A Body in the City" --too general
"Cancer in the City"?--too derivative?
"Tales of a One-Breasted Jewess"--too sexual
"Cancer Made Me Lopsided"
"One in Eight"
"A Jewess in Cancerlandia"
"The Jew in the Tumor"--wait, other way around
"Flat Heart"--???
"Flat Over My Heart"--?
"Why I Refused A Cranial Prosthesis"
"Cancer Jew"
"My Year of the Crab"--not bad, though sloppy book clerks might shelve it with the low-carb stuff
"Year of the Crab"





I know, I know, I shouldn't emphasize the Jewishness because then non-Jews won't want to read it. And it's not that Jewish, anyway.

Let me hear from you. There will be a prize--either a copy of the future book or a copy of one of my current books--choose from fiction and nonfiction.
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Newport Harbor Republican Women Meeting

Newport Harbor Republican Women
proudly invite you to meet

Mr. Gary S. Winuk, Chief Deputy
Governor's Office of Homeland Security
State of California

Thursday, January 24, 2008
11:30 AM

Five Crowns Restaurant
PCH & Poppy, Corona Del Mar
Also, get your last minute questions regarding Measure B
(yes or no to City hall at the Library) answered by Both Sides.

Reservations, $25.00 per person, call Dolores at 949.759.3086

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

http://www.redcounty.com/bookclub/landing.php

Friends -

Red County is a fantastic magazine based here in the southland that I have recently become an investor in, and that I have contributed articles and advertising to since its inception. The focus is on "center-right" politics, and its print magazine, tremendous blogosphere presence, and overall strategy is focused on creating and nourishing the movement that fiscally conservative politics represent here in Orange County. Eventually, we hope to see dozens and dozens of similar blogs and movements incubated under our moniker around the country. It is grass roots, it is powerful, it is rich in content, and it is effective.

I send the link above because not only will I be a contributor to the National Politics blog (www.redcounty.com is the home page), but I will be the editor of the Book Club section of the site. Submissions are welcome - DavidBahnsen@msn.com. Expect much more content to appear in the coming weeks. Naturally, expect my reviews to deal with books that advocate muscular foreign policy, and economics of liberty and prosperity. =)

David L. Bahnsen
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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

What happens when they tear down your signs?

So what is it? A flap, a brouhaha...or just plain silly? The
latest rigmarole regarding Pro-B supporters having their signs
stolen or removed has been countered by the Anti-B supporters
that are claiming the same thing.

Since we have more than a passing experience with political
signage...in our 5 runs for City Council...we can say with
some authority....that emotions, mean spirits, rude behavior,
moments of opportunity, political strategy, retribution and
other assorted issues may come into play....before election
night, when it comes to the display of signs!

Sometimes, there is a pure compulsion..that takes hold of our
our normally capable senses. You see that name..that position
..that color...and you just go off the rails. You slam on the
brakes with full effort...jump out of the car and either pull
down the offending "bad guy banner"...or in some cases rip it
to shreds! Thank goodness - it doesn't happen that often.

You see there are real tactical, strategic and psychological
concepts to the placement of political signage. The strong
and busy thorough fares are natural choices. Places that see
literally thousands cars and eyes every hour of the day. Some
are placed high....some way high.....some at street level....
some in bushes..some attached to trees, telephone poles, fences
next to Electrical Power Stations, some on Commercial Real
Estate property that are for Lease or Sale, empty businesses
(we used the Port Theatre and put our signs behind the glass
displays no one could reach) some on-going businesses with
owners that support your position, homes and assorted busy
traffic and locations...like the edges of strip malls, the
post offices, near markets....and many places that simply defy
amazement and logic.

So, when someone drives by the other guys sign.....say 10 or
12 times....it starts to get bugging. Many times, Candidates
have been caught tearing down their opponents signage. Many
times, the kids of candidates and their supporters have been
caught either putting up signs or tearing others down. There
is always a lot of swearing and upset by the offended party.
The police are called, sometimes even Citizen Arrests are
instigated. Bob and Sallie Dornan actually caught the husband
of Loretta Sanchez...tearing down Dornan signs and Dornan
tried the Citizens Arrest route...and he did wind up with
the offending party..paying a small fine!

So, what about this Measure "B"? Like it or lump it.....we
are going to support the Park...so we guess we will be voting
against Measure "B". Seems like those from the other side
have appropriated several large expensive signs from along Mac
Arthur Blvd., San Joaquin Road and the 73 Tollway. We have no
clue as to what was legal there or whether removing them was
a crime. We do know this. If you come to the dance
....expect to hear music!


So,good luck to both parties....and if you happen to see someone
knock down a sign....pick up that cell phone and do what you
think is right. Maybe call your kids....maybe call the cops...
maybe just call the other side and tell them what you saw!

Otherwise, just follow your own conscious to the Park or the
City Hall...whatever you like best! We support dogs in parks..
not politicians and bureaucrats...but what do we know?
READ MORE - What happens when they tear down your signs?

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Some Commentary on the Nomination Circus

Few things are more evident at this point in the election cycle than the fact that very little is evident, and very few "experts" deserve the title. The forecasters thus far from the political pundit class are doing as badly as could possibly be described, and the nominations for both parties remain completely and totally up in the air. I have no particular interest in the Democratic nomination, other than the fact that I do believe Hillary is a more beatable candidate in the general election, so therefore I do prefer she be selected as their nominee. I also, though, prefer Obama to Hillary as a President, and therefore derive some small degree of comfort if Obama beats Hillary for the nomination (knowing that she at least will be kept out of the White House). Either of them as the nominee is going to be favored to win the Presidency, and both of them are detestable and repugnant selections to hold this high office, so I do not have the emotional energy to follow their primary with the same passion I am following the Republican side. And on that side, I want to make a few comments this evening ...

My friend, Buck Johns, was wise to remind me the other evening of Reagan's 11th commandment ... I have been appropriately critical of several of the Republican candidates running, as all five of them deserve some degree of criticism. We have five imperfect candidates running, and I do not know of a conservative individual who would claim that any of the candidates are "perfectly pedigreed" conservatives. I will go through each candidate individually now and offer a few comments, ultimately reinforcing again why I am supporting the candidate I am, but I want to reiterate what Buck reminded me of the other day: Our opponent is the Democratic nominee, period. I will type and type and pontificate and pontificate between now and the conclusion of the nomination process, but once the nomination is complete, all good and bad points of the four losing candidates become totally obsolete, and essentially all negative aspects of the winning candidate do as well; at that point, the Republican nominee must become the favorite of all of us, because ideologically, that nominee will be the superior person running for President. I do feel Reagan's 11th commandment was intended for the candidates themselves to obey, and I do feel strong words are appropriate to use when describing any of the would-be nominees, but I also want to say that, essentially, we have five good potential nominees, and I will be proud to support any one of them, once they are running against Hillary Clinton or Barrack Obama. I wish in the most emphatic of ways that the various flaws I identify in the Republican candidates would be fixed (both political shortcomings, and ideological ones), but ultimately, I see something in each candidate that would make me proud to support them, even with their flaws. And so as I revert to my practice of critiquing what ought to be critiqued in the Republican candidate pool, I reiterate that I am voting for one of these five men, no matter what. I pray 51% of the voting people in this country agree with me.

Before I begin my quick candidate-by-candidate overview, allow me to state my underlying thesis as to how I am approaching this primary process: I want the person to win the nomination, who has the best chance to win in November, regardless of their flaws. I do not expect everyone to agree with this, and I am very content to continue receiving blowback as a result of this thesis, but it needs to be stated from the outset. I believe that the issues facing our country over the next 4-8 years are so crucial, that to approach this election with anything other than a sincere commitment to pragmatic success is immoral. We do not have the luxury, to not be pragmatic, this time around. This thought process guides me through the decisions I have made, and the comments I will now make on each candidate (in no particular order).

Fred Thompson: I can be brief here, because I think his time remaining in the race will be brief as well. My own conviction is that Fred's people misled him a bit, and that he entered the race (far too late), because he was advised that all he had to do was enter, and that the dissatisfaction with Rudy, Romney, and McCain was so high, that the nomination would be his. When Fred's name began surfacing, Romney was polling below Newt Gingrich, who was not in the race, and McCain was losing money and staff faster than Barry Bonds was losing Hall of Fame votes. The Christian Right was threatening a boycott of Rudy, and the race truly looked up for grabs to a candidate of Fred's pedigree. Frankly, if it were not for my electability criteria I describe above, which presupposes that a candidate wants to win (and I am certain that Fred does not want to win), I would be very, very happy to see him as the nominee. He is far more intelligent than several of the candidates running, and he clearly gets the Reagan-message of conservatism. He is up there with Rudy and McCain in properly describing and understanding the nature of our Jihadist enemy, and he is an intelligent, eloquent leader. But, he has no money, no energy, no passion, and no states that will cast delegates for him. Essentially, I can afford to praise him more now, because he is done. I hope he will be considered by the winning candidate as a VP possibility, but I also see a risk there as well (do we want another 65-year old VP who can never run for President?). The candidate Fred endorses when he drops out later this month stands to benefit a great deal, in my humble opinion.

Mitt Romney: No candidate has received more criticism from me over the last several months than Mitt Romney. I remain firmly convinced that he is totally unelectable in this country, as his inability to win his own neighboring state confirms, but beyond that, I have never been convinced of the sincerity of his repeated flip-flops on major issues. Some brilliant men really adore this candidate, and I confess to being amused at the "spin" now being circulated in response to his devastating losses in Iowa and New Hampshire. However, his conservative credentials have not been fully sold to me, and clearly the American people agree. If this were just a measly deca-millionaire, instead of multi-centi-millionaire, we never would have had to have these conversations (he has been unable to win, even while nearly buying the election; he certainly would not even be mentioned if he did not have the financial competitive advantage that he does). I thought his willingness to defend the pharmaceutical companies the other night was one of the more impressive parts of his campaign thus far, and he does seem to have a tremendous feel for the issues. However, he is not convincing, and his Mormonism, while not a sufficient reason for an evangelical like me to vote against him, certainly represents some degree of political handicap come November. If he had not separated himself from Ronald Reagan in 1994, and if he had more genuine of a personality, I may feel differently than I do here. But essentially, he has gotten way more play than his polling ever warranted, and I believe this is the end of the road for him.

Mike Hucakbee: It seems rather foolish to question his ability to win the general election, based on the success he has had in the primary thus far. Everyone has under-estimated him, and one can not help but wonder if the Left would under-estimate him in 2008 as much as the Right did in 2007. Nonetheless, I think his choice of campaign manager is a colossal failure, and I believe his campaign's organization and funding levels are far too inadequate to go the distance. Far all the good things I could say about him, I am totally and thoroughly embarrassed when I hear a professing Christian say things like, "America wants a candidate who reminds them of the guy they work with, and not the guy who fired them"; or when I hear him call the extraordinary "Club for Growth", the "Club for Greed". To publicly validate a perception of Christians as economically confused simpletons who buy into the most sinister of stereotypes about capitalism and the free market is deplorable, and I truly hope he will work at correcting this flaw in his ideology. Populism is a cute word when it is not being described, but it is a terror to a free society when it is put into practice. So while I admire his abilities as a politician, his down-to-earth authenticity, and his quick retort skills, I have to say that he is one of the least appealing of the five candidates running. He seems to go out of his way to show how unqualified he is to guide foreign policy, and I am not backing down that no issue is more important in this election than the war America currently finds herself in with radical Jihadists. Governor Huckabee thinks the right things about the Islamic war, but he seems totally ill-equipped to do anything about it. I am proud to have supported him, and congratulate him on the most admirable defense of the sanctity of human life amongst all the candidates, but I can not endorse him as a nominee given the big picture of what he stands for, and what his chances are of actually winning the Presidency.

John McCain: Given the degree of disappointment I have felt in John McCain over the years, I am most surprised to be feeling the way I now am. I shudder to think about his authoring of McCain-Feingold, and his vote against the Bush tax cuts. I also have sincere doubts about his age and energy levels in the context of defeating the Democratic nominee for the Presidency. Indeed, I was aghast at his silly demonization of the pharmaceutical companies in Saturday night's debate. However, to the extent that I would have a very safe feeling in seeing this man prosecute the war on terror, and to the extent that I believe he is very serious about cutting government spending in non-military, non-defense categories, I believe he would be a good President. I read very compelling arguments for his electability, and I read very compelling arguments that he would have no chance of winning. At the end of the day, I do not know if our party will nominate him after all the bruises the relationship has taken, but I do know that he is an American hero, and his positives outweigh his negatives at the end of the day.

Rudy Guiliani: I started this primary process nearly a year ago believing Rudy to be the least desirable of all the candidates. As a devout pro-lifer, and one keenly aware of the political clout evangelicals have in this country, I did not take his candidacy seriously for several months. As I began attending events with the Mayor, however, and as I got closer inside of his campaign and message, I became warmer and warmer to the idea of a Rudy Guiliani Presidency. With the earlier stated caveat that electability is [justifiably] my most important criterion, and with the added caveat that the war against Islamo-Fascism is the most important issue facing us as a country, I remain firmly convinced that Rudy is the candidate most worthy of our support. If I thought he represented a threat to the pro-life cause as it pertains to the High Court, I would have a more nuanced position. However, his commitment to strict constructionist judges renders that concern obsolete, and his aggressive and highly intelligent perspective on World War IV is a sight to behold. He is an ardent free trader and tax-cutting supply-sider, contra the economic populism of some of the other candidates. He is a flawed individual personally, who may very well have huge political handicaps to overcome in his personal life. However, the political data, and my own fondness for his political commitments, have all led me to determine he is the candidate most worthy of our support in the primary. At this point, it is a complete and total question mark as to whether or not he is viable as the nominee. One could persuasively argue that he is the biggest beneficiary of the first few primaries, as Huckabee and McCain's success have not done enough to solidify anything for them, but have done enough to essentially solidify an end to the Thompson and Romney campaigns. Rudy's untested strategy all along has been to stay alive until Super Tuesday. In several weeks, we will know if it was a winning strategy or not. I do not know if Rudy can or will defeat Hillary/Obama or not, but I do believe he gives us the best chance, and I believe a Rudy Presidency does the two most important things the next election can do: It maintains an ethically vigorous stance against America's enemies abroad, and it protects our hard-earned dollars here at home.

There is a virtual eternity between now and November, and undoubtedly, dozens of more unfulfilled predictions and promises are still to be posited. But for those reading this, from the worst of the political junkies, to the reasonably apathetic, I simply offer this reminder in closing:

Anyone putting their faith in politics to solve the world's woes will be sorely disappointed. It is the people that must change; not the politicians that the people demand. The substantive changes we all want in society do not come from Washington D.C., but must come from the culture at-large, and more importantly, from the minds and hearts of the people themselves. We will always get the government we deserve. This year, I pray we will deserve better than what I predict is coming.
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