Dude...Where's My Booze?

I was perusing through this old Police Blotter from the OC Register and saw this funny listing

"Lafayette Road, 2800 block: boat burglary, July 19. A bottle of alcohol was stolen from an unlocked boat. Estimated loss: $13."

Three questions:

1. Did an officer actually go out to take a report? $13?
2. How many times do you think you can report this to the police before they catch on?
3. Does insurance cover the loss?

Depending on the answers, I may have lots of phone calls to make to the Newport Beach Police Department.