I find such a kick looking through Daily Pilot's DUI Listings and the OC Register's Police Blotter, or even the Health Department's Restaurant closures.
I've written in detail about what I've found on all three.
However, I am very much aware that the people and businesses named in those three places suffer.
That's what makes me a bad person.
With that said,
Check this headline out:
"Hired dancer allegedly steals wallet"
Some guy living on the 6300 block of Oceanfront hires an Escort/Exotic Dancer to do a little dance, she takes his wallet...allegedly...
Allegedly?
Either she did or she didn't.
But the most interesting part?
He calls the police to report it.
I suppose if I had a grand stolen (was the $1000 before or after the dance?) from my wallet, and knew who did it, I'd call the police too.
But...
I wonder if the Police Officers had a good laugh about it with their cop buddies later.
"Officer, she was Blond, 5'7" tall, but with 6" heels, wearing a pink thong and a pink bikini top."
"Oh yes...she was also covered in glitter..."
"And her name is Destiny, or Jasmine, or something like that."
Too funny.
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